okay tell me where we’re going today. to
Cocoa Beach. for what? to watch Mac kill himself on a foot. we are the hurricane
chaser today ready. let’s go. let’s go eat some chicken. I thought you were just with cute little cheeks for little chicks you just fed your pets
well you wanna eat chickens? I don’t know those chicken. Red Bull. you didn’t. he didn’t even bring me one fucking rude I brought one for you. Oh shit.. I was talking man… what you took
it back. I’m taking out this for you. Oh wait. turn it to see the logo so
maybe Red Bull will pay us Red Bull the blue Edition. stay awake
stay awake it gives you wings tell me where we are
no idea where we are in the middle of butt fu.. nowhere Dorian you ain’t gonna stop us. Dorain you ain’t gonna take us. That’s all you have? go home Motley Crue (“just go away”) tell me where we are. Surf shop. where we going? Cocoa
Cocoa, to take on Dorian’s waves Lets go Dorian’s waves. oh my God. It should be ready by now. He is preparing my board Here we go. Life line so you don’t die I don’t die he thinks
he’s gonna die if I lose I would I could be dead. Dead because he’s gonna kill you. you lost his leash You too boy. boogie board for you? yes boogie
board for me I ain’t trying to die today Okay. Thank you so much. Did you want a boogie board? oh no no I got one in the car already Hey Mac, say Hi to the camera. Cocoa beach! Surfing dudes are all over here. Three days for the hurricane. hurrican Dorian. How are you? good. Who are you? I am Amenda. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. This is the play? Yeah, that’s the camera button. This man is practicing, boy. he is surfing. This is how it’s done, boys and girls. one, two, three, hut Beautifully done boy. I am already tired. What’s our name? American college boys. taking on Dorian Beach let it fizzle. Sit in it a little. KOLLBE! Ooo he’s out there, boy. Ooo this water’s riding up on me. Hold on. Let
me get out of here before this… Who’s that guy? riding a boogie board Boogie board in a hurricane. Boogie board in a hurricane. Look at the beautiful shape. Damn what a lush body rico suave coming out of the ocean and he is single. lush locks, great personality.
little shy Jesus christ, I can’t even get out. wave’s so strong. I know….. I wasn’t even out. Yeah I wasn’t even out there.. Out is like pass the white….. Staying from five to eight? I’ll stay for this one. for sure I’m staying all day for this one thats why i am taking nice breaks mr. crabs. mr. crabs. Waooh. Did he get you? Mr crab is out to get yall oh look at the eyes. he’s looking at you. mr. crabs run… Run… Run!!! Oh. He looks hungry Kyle, we caught a crab Should we take it, and then um steam it, then eat it? Yes He said yes? You cruel Oh my God. The poor crab. Fu… he’s like fu.. American college boys Yo, as soon as you let him go, he’s gonna fu… you up. Guaranteed You better let him go somewhere All right mr. crab’s good. Oh wait wait wait. He’s coming for his revenge. You better run.
yo he’s pissed yo yo my bad bro that was all their idea sorry buddy
he say he’s calling the authorities on a Japanese man with a cross tattoo on his
chest and six-pack. and six-pack.. and the gun and the gun. oh shit don’t forget the guns boy oh shit they loaded No shame Look at all this sunscreen on his face… g.. damn.. white people problems Look at this, golden brown. yeah you forgot the most of the majority of your body. NO!! I don’t show my ugly body Love you. Do you mean that. I do. yo, you look so ugly with that fucking sunscreen bro you look like a caveman for real. you know how they have the like little war paint on their face. Yeah, dude I gotta look like this man. protection. look at that. oh shoot, this is your angle boy, you’re gonna have to
screenshot this shit later oh no no no no no no!!! I don’t think so. so hairy. NO, fuck you. everywhere.
back.. oh man. shoulder. oh fu.. you. even like.. Look at his ass. Don’t look at my ass. what are you doing? hair’s everywhere.. Ahh… Im gonna kill myself this is cyberbullying
this is cyberbullying these waves are insane these seas trying
to yank you out and eat you. There is doctor Ahn there. where is he. where are you Kollbe. There you are Kollbe what you doing He’s about to get killed. Where’s Mac? let see if I can get a sign of Mac. This is Kyle. up to his shenanigan.
He’s trying to start a fire over there we caveman we invented fire, bihh. alright I’m feeling good right now there we go I had to share all the ways we did
we got a man buried in the sand over here he’s weathering the elements there we go where you going, Kyle? You’re gonna go
shred it he’s struggling I might have to come rescue
him soon. his knees are rusty Oh Kollbe get out of the water
you need to raise your daughters Where’s Mac? all right we’re sending you a search and
rescue wipe out boy What? I just have to tell you something. We are not in Japan so it’s not illegal. “Hey hey… fu…” there we go boy. We are returning to
Orlando. we just beat Dorain. I think we were beaten. yeah I ain’t gonna lie those Dorian waves really kicked my ass Now we are escaping
Dorain is coming closer you know Dorains about to fuck us up
we better get out of here whoa water right here. waters getting crazy. see you next time, Cocoa beach Cows!!!! Whole lot of cows!!! Oh man, I’m sorry for eating so many burgers 🙁