Sports in “The simpsons” – #1.Soccer(Football)

Sports in “The simpsons” – #1.Soccer(Football)

I fell in love with the game when I saw “Bend It Like Beckham”. Father, I am proud of my cultural heritage,but I also love soccer ! You tell him, Jesminder ! I forbid you to bend
it like Beckham. Plus, you must marry
this complete stranger. His father is an important
business acquaintance of mine. Love counts for nothing ! You tell her, Mr. Dhanabhai ! Business contacts are more
important than love! Last year in Brazil, an on-field scuffle
turned so violent, locals say a statue of
the Virgin Mary came alive… and beat the holy snot out of everyone. Eye of the tiger, Bart. Eye of the– I stopped it. And I hurt somebody. Ha-ha. boring! football powerhouse Brazil… ♪ Olé, olé-olé-olé.♪ and Luxemburg, whose entire
nation has turned up. The mighty Brazilian squad
features the greatest master of the fake injury soccer has ever known: El Divo! Brazil wins it! And a fairly-called
match it was. In choosing
Homer Simpson, the World Cup
has met its… Goal~!! She tripped me. Foul on the other girl. Lisa gets apenalty kick, and every other
kid has to pay her a dollar. How about a lecture from me,
Ronaldo ? Ronaldo ?! Winner of two World Cups and three FIFA
Player of the Year awards ? Yes, I what you said. Now I travel the world
exposing floppers,and your daughter is a flopper. Now, Ronaldo away ! A high school principal
has decided that football is too dangerous, so he’s replacing it
with… soccer. If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Here it is, the World Cup Final! Will it be a German Blitzkrieg or a Brazilian waxing? Nazis! Nazi harborers! Guys, you’re both right.

5 Comments on “Sports in “The simpsons” – #1.Soccer(Football)”

  1. Can anyone remember what episode has the scene where Homer (or maybe Bart) knocks a stuck soccer ball out of a tree with another sports ball and gets the latter stuck?

  2. Mexico needs to either defeat or draw with a Sweden in it's final group stage game Wednesday to finish atop group f and be placed on the opposite side of knockout round bracket from Portugal. Mexico finishes second in group f it would be on the same side of the bracket as Portugal, and the teams possible meeting would happen in the semifinals, not the final.

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